M***@caramail.com
2004-03-03 05:53:56 UTC
someone must know
Discussion:
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Nibbler
2004-03-03 05:22:43 UTC
I'm not gonna touch that with a ten foot pole. Anyone else want to take a
stab at it?
stab at it?
Lionel
2004-03-03 06:27:40 UTC
Jeez, that was a rather unfortunate choice of words, Nibbler. Every
woman reading your post probably winced in imaginary pain. ;)
And yeah, my apologies to you all for responding to the anon troll, but
I just couldn't resist such a great straight line.
woman reading your post probably winced in imaginary pain. ;)
And yeah, my apologies to you all for responding to the anon troll, but
I just couldn't resist such a great straight line.
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Nibbler
2004-03-03 05:36:41 UTC
Post by Lionel
Jeez, that was a rather unfortunate choice of words, Nibbler. Every
woman reading your post probably winced in imaginary pain. ;)
And yeah, my apologies to you all for responding to the anon troll, but
I just couldn't resist such a great straight line.
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Same here. I try to stay OT, but puns, sarcasm and irony seem to fill someJeez, that was a rather unfortunate choice of words, Nibbler. Every
woman reading your post probably winced in imaginary pain. ;)
And yeah, my apologies to you all for responding to the anon troll, but
I just couldn't resist such a great straight line.
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void within ...
Claudius Jones
2004-03-03 06:45:13 UTC
I'm not gonna touch that with your pole ;-) Have the Hospital do it,
they're good at it...
;-)
they're good at it...
;-)
Nibbler
2004-03-03 05:54:40 UTC
yea, a gyno has one of those things you can use... what is it now... it's on
the tip of my tongue...
the tip of my tongue...
Post by Claudius Jones
I'm not gonna touch that with your pole ;-) Have the Hospital do it,
they're good at it...
;-)
I'm not gonna touch that with your pole ;-) Have the Hospital do it,
they're good at it...
;-)
Lionel
2004-03-03 09:46:34 UTC
Post by Nibbler
yea, a gyno has one of those things you can use... what is it now... it's on
the tip of my tongue...
Doesn't that make you really unpopular with women?yea, a gyno has one of those things you can use... what is it now... it's on
the tip of my tongue...
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Ron Hunter
2004-03-03 13:51:16 UTC
Post by Lionel
Doesn't that make you wonder where said tongue WAS? Grin.Post by Nibbler
yea, a gyno has one of those things you can use... what is it now... it's on
the tip of my tongue...
Doesn't that make you really unpopular with women?yea, a gyno has one of those things you can use... what is it now... it's on
the tip of my tongue...
Lionel
2004-03-03 14:14:59 UTC
Post by Ron Hunter
I thought he meant that his tongue was like a speculum. As for tonguePost by Lionel
Doesn't that make you wonder where said tongue WAS? Grin.Post by Nibbler
yea, a gyno has one of those things you can use... what is it now... it's on
the tip of my tongue...
Doesn't that make you really unpopular with women?yea, a gyno has one of those things you can use... what is it now... it's on
the tip of my tongue...
techniques generally, modesty forbids any comment from me. ;)
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Lionel
2004-03-03 06:22:11 UTC
First, you'll need to convince a woman to let you within viewing
distance of her genitalia. In your case, your best bet is probably to
borrow $100 from your mommy & see if you can find a crackwhore so
desperate for a fix that she'd be willing to do business with you.
HTH, HAND!
distance of her genitalia. In your case, your best bet is probably to
borrow $100 from your mommy & see if you can find a crackwhore so
desperate for a fix that she'd be willing to do business with you.
HTH, HAND!
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Dan Pidcock
2004-03-03 10:46:49 UTC
Lionel
2004-03-03 10:55:57 UTC
ROTFL!
That's the best response yet, Dan.
Now you've got me trying hard to resist the temptation to make more
tasteless jokes about flashes, shutters & apertures. ;)
That's the best response yet, Dan.
Now you've got me trying hard to resist the temptation to make more
tasteless jokes about flashes, shutters & apertures. ;)
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Nibbler
2004-03-03 12:58:29 UTC
Post by Lionel
ROTFL!
That's the best response yet, Dan.
Now you've got me trying hard to resist the temptation to make more
tasteless jokes about flashes, shutters & apertures. ;)
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I knew someone else could come up with something. I just couldn't put myROTFL!
That's the best response yet, Dan.
Now you've got me trying hard to resist the temptation to make more
tasteless jokes about flashes, shutters & apertures. ;)
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finger on it.
Andrew Morris
2004-03-04 09:38:28 UTC
Post by Nibbler
finger on it.
no, no... the thing you put your finger on is closer to the outside... ;-)Post by Lionel
ROTFL!
That's the best response yet, Dan.
Now you've got me trying hard to resist the temptation to make more
tasteless jokes about flashes, shutters & apertures. ;)
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\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
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I knew someone else could come up with something. I just couldn't put myROTFL!
That's the best response yet, Dan.
Now you've got me trying hard to resist the temptation to make more
tasteless jokes about flashes, shutters & apertures. ;)
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finger on it.
Alan Brennan
2004-03-04 11:06:20 UTC
On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 20:38:28 +1100
Post by Andrew Morris
That would be the release buttonPost by Nibbler
finger on it.
no, no... the thing you put your finger on is closer to the outside... ;-)Post by Lionel
ROTFL!
That's the best response yet, Dan.
Now you've got me trying hard to resist the temptation to make more
tasteless jokes about flashes, shutters & apertures. ;)
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\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
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I knew someone else could come up with something. I just couldn't put myROTFL!
That's the best response yet, Dan.
Now you've got me trying hard to resist the temptation to make more
tasteless jokes about flashes, shutters & apertures. ;)
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finger on it.
Rachael of Nex, the Wiccan Rat
2004-03-04 14:45:43 UTC
Post by Alan Brennan
On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 20:38:28 +1100
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Post by Andrew Morris
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Post by Lionel
ROTFL!
That's the best response yet, Dan.
Now you've got me trying hard to resist the temptation to make more
tasteless jokes about flashes, shutters & apertures. ;)
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\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
ROTFL!
That's the best response yet, Dan.
Now you've got me trying hard to resist the temptation to make more
tasteless jokes about flashes, shutters & apertures. ;)
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Post by Alan Brennan
outside... ;-)Post by Andrew Morris
Post by Nibbler
I knew someone else could come up with something. I just couldn't put my
finger on it.
no, no... the thing you put your finger on is closer to theI knew someone else could come up with something. I just couldn't put my
finger on it.
As a woman, I'm just pleased you guys can find it. ;-)
Rachael
Alan Brennan
2004-03-04 20:03:44 UTC
On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 14:45:43 -0000
Post by Lionel
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put my
As a woman, I'm just pleased you guys can find it. ;-)
It's usually right next to the aperture controlPost by Alan Brennan
On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 20:38:28 +1100
moreOn Thu, 4 Mar 2004 20:38:28 +1100
Post by Andrew Morris
Post by Nibbler
Post by Lionel
ROTFL!
That's the best response yet, Dan.
Now you've got me trying hard to resist the temptation to make
ROTFL!
That's the best response yet, Dan.
Now you've got me trying hard to resist the temptation to make
Post by Alan Brennan
delenda estPost by Andrew Morris
Post by Nibbler
Post by Lionel
tasteless jokes about flashes, shutters & apertures. ;)
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tasteless jokes about flashes, shutters & apertures. ;)
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put my
Post by Alan Brennan
outside... ;-)As a woman, I'm just pleased you guys can find it. ;-)
David K. Wall
2004-03-06 18:43:27 UTC
Post by Alan Brennan
On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 20:38:28 +1100
Shudder release?On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 20:38:28 +1100
Post by Andrew Morris
That would be the release buttonPost by Nibbler
my finger on it.
no, no... the thing you put your finger on is closer to the outside... ;-)Post by Lionel
ROTFL!
That's the best response yet, Dan.
Now you've got me trying hard to resist the temptation to make more
tasteless jokes about flashes, shutters & apertures. ;)
I knew someone else could come up with something. I just couldn't putROTFL!
That's the best response yet, Dan.
Now you've got me trying hard to resist the temptation to make more
tasteless jokes about flashes, shutters & apertures. ;)
my finger on it.
George Kerby
2004-03-04 14:25:13 UTC
Post by Andrew Morris
OK GUYS!Post by Nibbler
finger on it.
no, no... the thing you put your finger on is closer to the outside... ;-)Post by Lionel
ROTFL!
That's the best response yet, Dan.
Now you've got me trying hard to resist the temptation to make more
tasteless jokes about flashes, shutters & apertures. ;)
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\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
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I knew someone else could come up with something. I just couldn't put myROTFL!
That's the best response yet, Dan.
Now you've got me trying hard to resist the temptation to make more
tasteless jokes about flashes, shutters & apertures. ;)
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\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
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finger on it.
ENOUGH!
Leave the humor to the professionals.
DO NOT, repeat, DO NOT attempt to do this at home. You are in danger of
severely embarrassing yourself and loved ones around you.
Humor is NOT for amateurs.
Please!
;-)
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Alan Brennan
2004-03-04 20:02:23 UTC
On 4 Mar 2004 14:25:13 GMT
Post by George Kerby
ENOUGH!
Leave the humor to the professionals.
DO NOT, repeat, DO NOT attempt to do this at home. You are in danger of
severely embarrassing yourself and loved ones around you.
Humor is NOT for amateurs.
Please!
;-)
I couldn't agree more. This is no place for cervix with a smile.Post by Andrew Morris
OK GUYS!Post by Nibbler
finger on it.
no, no... the thing you put your finger on is closer to the outside... ;-)Post by Lionel
ROTFL!
That's the best response yet, Dan.
Now you've got me trying hard to resist the temptation to make more
tasteless jokes about flashes, shutters & apertures. ;)
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W
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\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
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I knew someone else could come up with something. I just couldn't put myROTFL!
That's the best response yet, Dan.
Now you've got me trying hard to resist the temptation to make more
tasteless jokes about flashes, shutters & apertures. ;)
--
W
. | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
---^----^---------------------------------------------------------------
finger on it.
ENOUGH!
Leave the humor to the professionals.
DO NOT, repeat, DO NOT attempt to do this at home. You are in danger of
severely embarrassing yourself and loved ones around you.
Humor is NOT for amateurs.
Please!
;-)
Rachael of Nex, the Wiccan Rat
2004-03-03 17:02:52 UTC
Post by Lionel
ROTFL!
That's the best response yet, Dan.
Now you've got me trying hard to resist the temptation to make more
tasteless jokes about flashes, shutters & apertures. ;)
<Father Ted> Ah, go on, go on, go on. </Father Ted>ROTFL!
That's the best response yet, Dan.
Now you've got me trying hard to resist the temptation to make more
tasteless jokes about flashes, shutters & apertures. ;)
If one can't resist responding to the trolls. let's at least attempt to
make the resulting thread our own. ;-)
As to the subject line ... This is one of those rare occassions where a
monopod might actually be a better choice than a tripod, I reckon ... !
Rachael
CARBUFF
2004-03-03 20:17:06 UTC
Post by Rachael of Nex, the Wiccan Rat
If one can't resist responding to the trolls. let's at least attempt to
make the resulting thread our own. ;-)
Yes, I agree. Lets say, which is better for this purpose, film or digital,If one can't resist responding to the trolls. let's at least attempt to
make the resulting thread our own. ;-)
discuss.
Actually I was thinking along the lines of using a screw mount lens and slide
film.
George
Lionel
2004-03-04 08:02:03 UTC
Kibo informs me that "Rachael of Nex, the Wiccan Rat"
a tripod. And an assistant. And sandbags for the tripod. And
photo-floods. And a generator...
Post by Rachael of Nex, the Wiccan Rat
If one can't resist responding to the trolls. let's at least attempt to
make the resulting thread our own. ;-)
As to the subject line ... This is one of those rare occassions where a
monopod might actually be a better choice than a tripod, I reckon ... !
If it's the anon troll's mother, I'm sure there'd be plenty of room forPost by Lionel
ROTFL!
That's the best response yet, Dan.
Now you've got me trying hard to resist the temptation to make more
tasteless jokes about flashes, shutters & apertures. ;)
<Father Ted> Ah, go on, go on, go on. </Father Ted>ROTFL!
That's the best response yet, Dan.
Now you've got me trying hard to resist the temptation to make more
tasteless jokes about flashes, shutters & apertures. ;)
If one can't resist responding to the trolls. let's at least attempt to
make the resulting thread our own. ;-)
As to the subject line ... This is one of those rare occassions where a
monopod might actually be a better choice than a tripod, I reckon ... !
a tripod. And an assistant. And sandbags for the tripod. And
photo-floods. And a generator...
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\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
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Nibbler
2004-03-04 09:47:37 UTC
Post by Lionel
Kibo informs me that "Rachael of Nex, the Wiccan Rat"
a tripod. And an assistant. And sandbags for the tripod. And
photo-floods. And a generator...
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oh on! lets not let this turn into a "yo mamma"'s cervex thread... We mayKibo informs me that "Rachael of Nex, the Wiccan Rat"
Post by Rachael of Nex, the Wiccan Rat
If one can't resist responding to the trolls. let's at least attempt to
make the resulting thread our own. ;-)
As to the subject line ... This is one of those rare occassions where a
monopod might actually be a better choice than a tripod, I reckon ... !
If it's the anon troll's mother, I'm sure there'd be plenty of room forPost by Lionel
ROTFL!
That's the best response yet, Dan.
Now you've got me trying hard to resist the temptation to make more
tasteless jokes about flashes, shutters & apertures. ;)
<Father Ted> Ah, go on, go on, go on. </Father Ted>ROTFL!
That's the best response yet, Dan.
Now you've got me trying hard to resist the temptation to make more
tasteless jokes about flashes, shutters & apertures. ;)
If one can't resist responding to the trolls. let's at least attempt to
make the resulting thread our own. ;-)
As to the subject line ... This is one of those rare occassions where a
monopod might actually be a better choice than a tripod, I reckon ... !
a tripod. And an assistant. And sandbags for the tripod. And
photo-floods. And a generator...
--
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\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
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streach the limits of good taste with all the loose language...
Nibbler
2004-03-04 10:20:19 UTC
Post by Lionel
Kibo informs me that "Rachael of Nex, the Wiccan Rat"
a tripod. And an assistant. And sandbags for the tripod. And
photo-floods. And a generator...
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\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
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oh on! lets not let this turn into a "yo mamma"'s cervex thread... We mayKibo informs me that "Rachael of Nex, the Wiccan Rat"
Post by Rachael of Nex, the Wiccan Rat
If one can't resist responding to the trolls. let's at least attempt to
make the resulting thread our own. ;-)
As to the subject line ... This is one of those rare occassions where a
monopod might actually be a better choice than a tripod, I reckon ... !
If it's the anon troll's mother, I'm sure there'd be plenty of room forPost by Lionel
ROTFL!
That's the best response yet, Dan.
Now you've got me trying hard to resist the temptation to make more
tasteless jokes about flashes, shutters & apertures. ;)
<Father Ted> Ah, go on, go on, go on. </Father Ted>ROTFL!
That's the best response yet, Dan.
Now you've got me trying hard to resist the temptation to make more
tasteless jokes about flashes, shutters & apertures. ;)
If one can't resist responding to the trolls. let's at least attempt to
make the resulting thread our own. ;-)
As to the subject line ... This is one of those rare occassions where a
monopod might actually be a better choice than a tripod, I reckon ... !
a tripod. And an assistant. And sandbags for the tripod. And
photo-floods. And a generator...
--
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. | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
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streach the limits of good taste with all the loose language...
Bhup
2004-03-03 12:57:32 UTC
How about using and extension tube.
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p.mc
2004-03-03 16:43:26 UTC
Attach a minicam to the end of your nudger and do what comes naturally.
"Thats what I do anyway" Tee hee!!
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"Thats what I do anyway" Tee hee!!
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Post by Bhup
How about using and extension tube.
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Nibbler
2004-03-03 16:30:39 UTC
Post by p.mc
Attach a minicam to the end of your nudger and do what comes naturally.
"Thats what I do anyway" Tee hee!!
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p.mc
sounds like a job for one of those X-10 low-light spy cameras, or that penAttach a minicam to the end of your nudger and do what comes naturally.
"Thats what I do anyway" Tee hee!!
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camera...
http://www.4hiddenspycameras.com/wir24colpenc.html
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Frank ess
2004-03-03 18:27:43 UTC
Post by p.mc
Attach a minicam to the end of your nudger and do what comes
naturally.
"Thats what I do anyway" Tee hee!!
Whirrr. Click. Click. Click.Attach a minicam to the end of your nudger and do what comes
naturally.
"Thats what I do anyway" Tee hee!!
Post by Bhup
How about using and extension tube.
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Annika1980
2004-03-03 12:52:30 UTC
If it's your mom, you'll need a wide-angle, probably with a haze filter..
Paul H.
2004-03-03 20:32:07 UTC
I'd rather not contribute to the education of a young Hannibal Lector,
thanks all the same.
thanks all the same.
Douglas MacDonald
2004-03-03 20:39:17 UTC
Ring flash?
Douglas
Douglas
Post by Paul H.
I'd rather not contribute to the education of a young Hannibal Lector,
thanks all the same.
I'd rather not contribute to the education of a young Hannibal Lector,
thanks all the same.
Chris
2004-03-03 22:02:48 UTC
With a fiber-optic miniature camera. Which, you'd know if you were
qualified to take pictures of a cervix.
qualified to take pictures of a cervix.
Jupiter
2004-03-04 11:53:33 UTC
Post by Chris
With a fiber-optic miniature camera. Which, you'd know if you were
qualified to take pictures of a cervix.
That's more appropriate to endoscopy. Here, we are dealing with aWith a fiber-optic miniature camera. Which, you'd know if you were
qualified to take pictures of a cervix.
larger structure, of which visual examination is carried out by means
of a colposcope, which is basically a low-power stereo microscope
equipped with annular lighting and a suitable means of manipulation,
often a floor stand with various movements. A working distance of
around 90mm is appropriate, but this will depend on the focal length
of the objective lens. This will provide ample magnification for
close inspection and can be manipulated for checking the surrounding
areas as the colposcope is moved out. Obviously a speculum is also
necessary to enable the use of the colposcope.
Photography or video is carried out by means of attaching a camera to
the viewing head of the colposcope, either by means of a standard
trinocular head or camera adapter fitted to one of the eyepiece tubes.
For cytological and histological purposes it is necessary to obtain
smears or scrapes which are then placed on glass slides, suitably
stained and inspected with a compound microscope. One would, of
course, have to know what to look for.
For the amateur photographer, even with a stereo microscope, things
would be more difficult. The instrument can be very heavy and must be
held very steady. They normally stand vertically on a table.
Probably quite impractical.
The questioner would have to address certain issues before he could,
as an amateur photographer, obtain suitable pictures :-
1. Access to the subject, bearing in mind that he will be
photographing through an elastic tube, the natural state of which is
to be closed.
2. Lighting. A conventional ring-flash is unlikely to be suitable.
The pictures would probably not be very interesting.
Lionel
2004-03-04 12:43:40 UTC
Post by Jupiter
[snip much technical advice]Post by Chris
With a fiber-optic miniature camera. Which, you'd know if you were
qualified to take pictures of a cervix.
That's more appropriate to endoscopy. Here, we are dealing with aWith a fiber-optic miniature camera. Which, you'd know if you were
qualified to take pictures of a cervix.
I suppose it was inevitable that someone would come up with a serious
response. ;)
Post by Jupiter
The questioner would have to address certain issues before he could,
as an amateur photographer, obtain suitable pictures :-
1. Access to the subject,
It'd probably be easiest for him to buy his mom a $10 deal of crackThe questioner would have to address certain issues before he could,
as an amateur photographer, obtain suitable pictures :-
1. Access to the subject,
cocaine.
Post by Jupiter
bearing in mind that he will be
photographing through an elastic tube, the natural state of which is
to be closed.
You obviously haven't met his momma, whose nickname is "Loosy".bearing in mind that he will be
photographing through an elastic tube, the natural state of which is
to be closed.
Post by Jupiter
2. Lighting. A conventional ring-flash is unlikely to be suitable.
The pictures would probably not be very interesting.
Annie Sprinkle would probably disagree.2. Lighting. A conventional ring-flash is unlikely to be suitable.
The pictures would probably not be very interesting.
(Hint: Google for "Annie Sprinkle" & "cervix".)
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. | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
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. | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
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mark_digital
2004-03-03 22:45:13 UTC
In B&W - Ultrasound - Polaroid
Are they still in business? I get a busy signal when I call their cervix
dept.
Are they still in business? I get a busy signal when I call their cervix
dept.
Scott
2004-03-04 01:40:35 UTC
If the subject took her own picture, would it be 'Self cervix?'
Nibbler
2004-03-04 01:10:46 UTC
If this information helps anyone, we can compile it into a... Public Cervix
Announcement.
;-)
Announcement.
;-)
Chris
2004-03-04 04:22:22 UTC
Then, we can get a grinning attendant to hand the prints to the client.
Cervix, with a smile.
Cervix, with a smile.
mark_digital
2004-03-04 11:03:23 UTC
Post by Chris
Then, we can get a grinning attendant to hand the prints to the client.
Cervix, with a smile.
The attendant would be a Cervix Rep right?Then, we can get a grinning attendant to hand the prints to the client.
Cervix, with a smile.
Jupiter
2004-03-04 11:54:25 UTC
Post by Chris
Then, we can get a grinning attendant to hand the prints to the client.
Cervix, with a smile.
At your cervix, ma'amThen, we can get a grinning attendant to hand the prints to the client.
Cervix, with a smile.
mark_digital
2004-03-04 12:00:37 UTC
Post by Jupiter
There's no better way to protect your images than a Extended CervixPost by Chris
Then, we can get a grinning attendant to hand the prints to the client.
Cervix, with a smile.
At your cervix, ma'amThen, we can get a grinning attendant to hand the prints to the client.
Cervix, with a smile.
Agreement
Mike Lipphardt
2004-03-04 12:09:02 UTC
Post by mark_digital
Agreement
I am going to start charging you people for coffee-damaged keyboards if youPost by Jupiter
There's no better way to protect your images than a Extended CervixPost by Chris
Then, we can get a grinning attendant to hand the prints to the client.
Cervix, with a smile.
At your cervix, ma'amThen, we can get a grinning attendant to hand the prints to the client.
Cervix, with a smile.
Agreement
don't knock it off! :)
Mike
mark_digital
2004-03-04 12:32:43 UTC
Post by Mike Lipphardt
don't knock it off! :)
Mike
OK, but you know what's going to happen the next time you are about to getPost by mark_digital
Agreement
I am going to start charging you people for coffee-damaged keyboards if youPost by Jupiter
There's no better way to protect your images than a Extended CervixPost by Chris
Then, we can get a grinning attendant to hand the prints to the client.
Cervix, with a smile.
At your cervix, ma'amThen, we can get a grinning attendant to hand the prints to the client.
Cervix, with a smile.
Agreement
don't knock it off! :)
Mike
seated at a restaurant. "Cervix for two"?
Lionel
2004-03-04 12:37:33 UTC
Post by mark_digital
Agreement
And you can get your cervix serviced at my Professional Cervix Centre!Post by Jupiter
There's no better way to protect your images than a Extended CervixPost by Chris
Then, we can get a grinning attendant to hand the prints to the client.
Cervix, with a smile.
At your cervix, ma'amThen, we can get a grinning attendant to hand the prints to the client.
Cervix, with a smile.
Agreement
Here's a genuine testimonial from an extremely satisfied customer:
"The guys at PCC thoroughly serviced my cervix in less than an hour, &
even lubed it for free!" Molly Strumpet, NJ.
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. | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
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. | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
---^----^---------------------------------------------------------------
Chris
2004-03-04 14:09:02 UTC
How many puns can we come up with from one word? :-)
George Kerby
2004-03-04 14:43:54 UTC
On 3/4/04 8:09 AM, in article
This group sure has a lot of lousy 'funny' guys.
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Deathwalker
2004-03-04 20:03:18 UTC
This is probably a start of a 'smear' campaign.
Deathwalker
2004-03-04 20:07:26 UTC
http://www.stuffucanuse.com/fake_moon_landings/moon_landings.htm
Deathwalker
2004-03-04 20:10:05 UTC
Marvin Margoshes
2004-03-05 19:30:35 UTC
Post by Deathwalker
http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/insanity/
thought you guys might appreciate this
I tried. You win.http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/insanity/
thought you guys might appreciate this
Bob
2004-03-06 00:28:45 UTC
Post by Deathwalker
http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/insanity/
thought you guys might appreciate this
rotflmao.....http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/insanity/
thought you guys might appreciate this
thanks,
Bob
Martin Francis
2004-03-06 00:31:59 UTC
Hey, this is the internet. Most of us geeks haven't seen one since we were
born. Those that have use telephotos. To bypass the court orders.
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Here lies the late Martin Francis
He couldn't tell you the technical merits of Leitz and Zeiss
But he did take some photographs once.
born. Those that have use telephotos. To bypass the court orders.
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Here lies the late Martin Francis
He couldn't tell you the technical merits of Leitz and Zeiss
But he did take some photographs once.
Bill Tuthill
2004-03-06 19:59:35 UTC
Hey, this is the internet. Most of us geeks haven't seen one since we were
born. Those that have use telephotos. To bypass the court orders.
Agreed.born. Those that have use telephotos. To bypass the court orders.
All that's needed is a willing female model, a speculum, and close focus.
It's not as difficult as ***@shotmail.com made it sound.
Thanks to the French, I found this picture online. Even readers of the
rec.photo.digital newsgroup can probably beat the quality of this image.
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